February 4, 2011
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New iPhone app alerts dictators of impending uprisings among repressed poor and religious minorities!
Easily network with pro-government sponsored goon squads.
Pinpoint with GPS accuracy the location of Anderson Cooper.
Shop online for tear gas from authorized Made in the USA sellers.
Fully integrated with Travelocity for last-minute flight plans.
Charlie Sheen on speed dial. (Because, if you’re going to be ousted from power in a coup — bloodless or otherwise — you’re going to need some one who really knows how to throw a going away party!)
iThug — In times of revolt, it’s better to have a heads-up, than a head off.